I am Luke Atmey, Ace Detective and rising star illuminating the heavens.
Let me see... You are a curious sort of person, I take it. Feel free to ask me any questions that you may have. After all, speaking to an brilliant detective such as myself is something not just anyone can say they have done.
((This is a roleplay account for Luke Atmey, affiliated with TWT.
I assure you, I am completely sane (well, not quite), and any non-Atmey directed questions can be sent to my personal account.
Any pictures I use as reactions or otherwise are NOT mine, unless noted. Which will be rarely, if at all.))

 

theacedetective started following you

fortroughs:

“My name is Peter Kirkland!” the child replies, puffing out his chest, “And your nose is really long and funny!”

((deargodpleasedontgetoffendedheslikesixyearsoldfjldsakfjdsa))

[[He closes his eyes, trying not to yell at the boy.]]

It’s a pleasure to meet you, Peter. [[He speaks very stiffly, almost through gritted teeth.]]

((dunworryaboutit))

fortroughs:

theacedetective started following you

“Wow! You sure are funny looking, mister, thanks for the follow!”

“F-Funny looking? My good sir, that’s not exactly polite.”

[[He loosens his tie slightly, and continues.]]

“In any case, I am Luke Atmey, The Ace Detective. And you are…?”

I’m afraid, dear followers, that I must turn in for the night. Much to do in the morning; Several cases to attend to.

Good night all, I wish you a pleasant evening.

still-determined-jess replied to your post: A mix of Knight, Thief, and Bard I believe.

/She messes with his bow, making it fluffier, in a sense/ I just guessed. [Not according to Google Chrome.]

[He pushes away her hand, brushing off his tie/whatever-it-is.] Thank you for the guess, I suppose.

((GOOGLE CHROME Y U NO BELIEVE IN NEW WORDS.))

theprofessionon asked
Mind?

I suppose so. Perhaps the Knight of Mind…

((Atmey is a Homestuck fan 2k11))

timaeustestifried asked
Mr. Atmey, you would be the Knight of Heart.

I suppose I should take that as a compliment. Thank you.

jestandrejoice asked
A mix of Knight, Thief, and Bard I believe.

That seems perplexingly plausible.

((Is perplexingly a word?))

Put My Sburb Title in my Ask Box!

drakehetaro:

legislaceratorcherryglare:

whaoanon:

beesmygod:

kitein:

juggajesus:

karkat-sama:

atypicalprincecharming:

deflare:

Maid, Page, Mage, Knight, Rogue, Sylph, Seer, Thief, Heir, Bard, Prince, Witch

okay for once i’m actually not really sure on this one so— please? :3

hey assfags, do this for once.

fine whatevs i won’t get none but ya

fidgets

its meme day on the dog fart blog today

fite me

ya ok

I may already have on but..
Come at me bro. 

((Last message request before I go to sleep. Last chance, guys.))

jestandrejoice asked
Green.. brown.. purple.. and blue. NOT IN THE SAME ORDER THOUGH

I assumed not. More to the effect of purple, blue, green, then eventually possibly brown.

Thank you, by the way.

((My secret passion for pokemon is revealed!

Wait, was it secret? Ah, well. *whistles over to ask box*))


“They are sentient, emotional androids created solely to be the “Big  Bosses” in the Battle Subway in order to generate more revenue. Elesa  helps with their maintenance.”
snuggle-butt’s headcanon

“They are sentient, emotional androids created solely to be the “Big Bosses” in the Battle Subway in order to generate more revenue. Elesa helps with their maintenance.”

snuggle-butt’s headcanon

PUT COLORS IN A MESSAGE. :D

drakehetaro:

poke-problems:

Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die.

pls!!!!!!!!!!!

PleAse someone